127.0.0.1

He aquí un dialogo que he encontrado en un foro. No sé si es verídico o no, pero no me extrañaría. Sealo o no, me he reido a base de bien.

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bitchchecker> why do you kick me
bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
bitchchecker> answer!
Elch> we didn't kick you
Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
bitchchecker> what ping man
bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
bitchchecker> i even have dst
bitchchecker> you banned me
bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
HopperHunter|afk> LOL
HopperHunter|afk> shit you're stupid, DST^^
bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
bitchchecker> for two weaks already
bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
Elch> You're a real computer expert
bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
Elch> Now I'm frightened
bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
bitchchecker> say goodbye
Elch> to whom?
bitchchecker> to you man
bitchchecker> buy buy
Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
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bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
Metanot> lol
Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
bitchchecker> say buy buy
Metanot> ah, fuck off
bitchchecker> buy buy elch
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bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
bitchchecker> fire wall
Elch> maybe, i don't know
bitchchecker> i'm 26
Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
Metanot> what firewall do you have?
bitchchecker> like a girl
Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus fucker
Elch> Noo
Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
bitchchecker> you're afraid
bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
bitchchecker> shut up
Metanot> lol
bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall
Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack
Black> nice play on words ^^
bitchchecker> wort man
Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
Elch> 127.0.0.1
Elch> it's easy
bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
Elch> mom...
Elch> i'll take a look
bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
Elch> that's bad
bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone
bitchchecker> tupac rules
bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
He> why doesn't meta say anything
Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
Black> ^^
bitchchecker> your d: is gone
He> go on BITCH
bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
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